This is so exciting I can’t believe it is finally here… Well almost finally here. I can’t believe your getting married. It just seems like yesterday you where 5 playing dress up and having tea parties and now you are about to be married. Oh daddy, I am all grown up, it’s time to let go. I know sweetheart it’s just tough to let you go. Oh, daddy I have to grow up sometime. I know I know but it’s not easy to see my baby getting married. Lynn honey, what time are we supposed to be at the church for the rehearsal ….. 5:30, I swear your father just can’t seem to remember anything lately.
Hurry up Roger, we have to get going…. I’m almost ready… I have never met anyone who takes as long as your father to get ready…. Roger will be in the car waiting…. I’ll be right there Lynn.
Daddy can you go a little faster I want to get to the church we only have an hour and a half for the rehearsal…. Sweetheart we’ll get there in plenty of time…..Roger did you remember to call the caterer and make sure they made the menu changes for the reception? …Yes honey I did….. Oh no!? What are they doing here?..... Daddy, Father, ….make them go away. Why do they have to protest my wedding? I’ve never done anything to them. Don’t worry sweetheart your father will take care of it lets get parked and the two of you can go inside and I’ll handle it.
Granddad!..... Well don’t you look lovely my dear. Lynn, you’re a vision yourself,…Oh Dad… What, what you’re my child can’t I complement my child? Where’s that handsome husband of yours? Oh, there are some protesters outside and he is trying to get them to leave……
Hey everyone… Sarah made it. How was your flight? It was O.K. just long…. Well you’re here and that’s what matters Mat would be disappointed if you didn’t make it to the wedding.
Was daddy able to get of them?....Get rid of who?.... Oh, Sara you made it how was your flight. ….. Eh, it was o.k.…… Hey, what’s going on out there?..... Demonstrators! Daddies trying to get rid of them, Oh Sara there protesting my Wedding! They are going to ruin it….. Matty they are not going to ruin your wedding this is only the rehearsal. I’m sure they will be gone shortly your dad will see to it…. Oh granddad….. Sara why don’t you go see if you can help your dad get rid of them…. Good idea, I’ll go with you Sara…. Matty don’t fret between you dad, granddad, and Sara they should be able to get rid of them….. They better, it’s my day and I don’t want it ruined by these insensitive clods….. Matty? That’s not very nice and your wedding day is tomorrow not today sweetheart and by tomorrow those pesky demonstrate will be gone, you worry to much your dad will handle it…But what if they don’t leave?.....Listen to me between your dad your granddad and Sara they’ll have them out of here in no time….. Hey sweet heart they know your on there side. You have marched right with them for what they try and call civil rights…… You say that as if it is not a civil right!.... Well, honestly honey I’m not so sure it is?.....It is!...all I can say is that I don’t necessarily agree with them and there are better ways of getting there point across then protesting your wedding…..
Daddy, were you able to get them to leave?.... Thanks to Lynn’s dad and your sister Sara they have decide to take there demonstration elsewhere….Thank you guys so much….Hey you have got a rehearsal here shortly lets focus on that. Has Danni gotten here yet?..... No!..... Stop being such a Bridezilla Matty! …. Hold on that’s my cell I think it’s Danni? I have to take it. Again, thank you guy's for handling it I’d hate to have Danni have to see that Danni would go ballistic if they were out there….
Well that’s one fire out I hope there aren’t anymore?..... I’m sure everything will be fine Lynn.... I hope so the last thing I want to have happen is to have those demonstrators here when Danni get here. Matty’s right you know Danni would go ballistic and the last think we need is the cops at this rehearsal….. I know I know but it’s handled and they’ll be leaving…….
So where’s Danni?...... He’s on his way now…… Good, we are running late as it is!
O.K. everyone take your places Matty’s family will be on this side and Danni’s on the other….. Lynn you look so sharp in that out fit it is always one of my favorite outfits on you…. Why thank you Jamie! And you never fail to look good in that outfit although it is a bit revealing for a wedding….. Well you know what they say a wedding is the best place to find an eligible single…. That’s right you’re still unmarried. When are you going to settle down and start a family?.... Oh I don’t know I just haven’t met the right person yet?.... Well you certainly have worn that outfit to enough weddings you think you would have met someone by now!.... I’ve met plenty they just weren’t the One…. Well maybe if you didn’t boink em in the bathroom at the reception you might get to know them?... What can I say maybe I am meant to be single? Besides Marriage is overrated anyway. Oh, that’s just the cynic talking you don’t truly believe that?... All I am saying is those protesters don’t know how good they have it. They grow up come out and there families don’t put any pressure on them to get married they are very lucky.…… Well I for one think your wrong Marriage is a wonderful Institution…. You could be right Lynn but I’m not sure I’m the marrying kind….If you say so but personally I think you just haven’t met the right person yet.
What was that all about Lynn?…. Oh just Jamie being a bitch as usual!... Don’t let it get to you Lynn…. I don’t….. Jamie is right though you are smoken in that out fit I can’t wait to get you home and out of it!... Roger! This is Matty’s wedding get your mind out of the gutter…… I’m just saying it’s going to be hard to focus with you wearing that…… Well then I suppose it’s a good thing I’m walking Matty down the isle instead of you…. You got that right…..
Shall we get started folks….. Danni you stand here. Michael you stand to the right of Danni and the rest of you stand to the right of Michael….. Wait we can’t start until grandpa get here….. Don’t worry Matty he just called me and said he was running a little late and he’ll be here shortly….
Wow wedding bring out the animal in you….. How about round three?... How about tomorrow morning before the wedding all I want to do is watch a little news and go to sleep we have one of the most important day of our lives tomorrow, our baby is getting married? Hey did you find out if Jess and Meg were going to be able to make it? I’m surprised that they weren’t at the rehearsal?... They called while we were at the rehearsal and said their flight got in late they were sorry they couldn’t make the rehearsal but they will be there tomorrow. They said they wouldn’t miss the wedding for anything….. Shhh Shhh there’s a story about the protester on the news……Turn it up.
About some twenty protesters where outside the first Methodist church today protesting for the right to marry saying it is a civil right for a man and a woman to be able to marry and that they wouldn’t stop there protesting until heterosexual couples are allowed to marry in all 50 States…….. Ya right like that’s ever going to happen….. Roger! Quite I am trying to here this, these people are directly attacking the sanctity of marriage….If they had there way people would be allowed to marry dogs and that’s just ludicrous!.... Stop being so closed minded Roger…… I’m just saying…. Look if our son and his husband to be can be understanding maybe we should too!.... Lynn these people want to take what is sacred and turn it into a circus and I for one don’t like it! I though we agreed on that?.... I do I do, it’s just that Maybe they have a bit of a point! I mean after all marriage is a civil matter….. correct me if I am wrong but wasn’t it just you who said they, and I quote “ are directly attacking the sanctity of marriage?... yes I did but,…. But nothing Lynn. If we allow a man to marry a woman it will destroy marriage as we know it!.... all I am say Roger is that maybe they have a point?.....They have no point Lynn God intended Marriage to be between a man and a man or a woman and a woman not a man and a woman period….. Arghhhhh. Lets just go to sleep we have a big day a head of us and tomorrow our son is going to marry the man of his dreams and this should be a happy occasion….. Well those damn protesters better not come around tomorrow that’s all I have to say about it Lynn…. Go to sleep Roger….. I just hope when Sara gets married that she doesn’t have to deal with protesters at her wedding….. Sara say she and Bev won’t marry till all people can get married…… What is wrong with these people Lynn? My own daughter?..... Roger just go to sleep I’m sure she and Bev will see the light…. I hope so. You try to raise your children right and then they get these nutty ideas in their head. Where did we go wrong? Roger go to sleep!... You up for round 4?.... In the morning Roger I’m tired and we have a busy day ahead of us. We have the breakfast at 8…. Well that’s doesn’t leave much time for nooky in the morning?..... Don’t worry Roger there will be plenty of time for nooky in the morning before the breakfast now go to sleep!
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Hurry up Roger, we have to get going…. I’m almost ready… I have never met anyone who takes as long as your father to get ready…. Roger will be in the car waiting…. I’ll be right there Lynn.
Daddy can you go a little faster I want to get to the church we only have an hour and a half for the rehearsal…. Sweetheart we’ll get there in plenty of time…..Roger did you remember to call the caterer and make sure they made the menu changes for the reception? …Yes honey I did….. Oh no!? What are they doing here?..... Daddy, Father, ….make them go away. Why do they have to protest my wedding? I’ve never done anything to them. Don’t worry sweetheart your father will take care of it lets get parked and the two of you can go inside and I’ll handle it.
Granddad!..... Well don’t you look lovely my dear. Lynn, you’re a vision yourself,…Oh Dad… What, what you’re my child can’t I complement my child? Where’s that handsome husband of yours? Oh, there are some protesters outside and he is trying to get them to leave……
Hey everyone… Sarah made it. How was your flight? It was O.K. just long…. Well you’re here and that’s what matters Mat would be disappointed if you didn’t make it to the wedding.
Was daddy able to get of them?....Get rid of who?.... Oh, Sara you made it how was your flight. ….. Eh, it was o.k.…… Hey, what’s going on out there?..... Demonstrators! Daddies trying to get rid of them, Oh Sara there protesting my Wedding! They are going to ruin it….. Matty they are not going to ruin your wedding this is only the rehearsal. I’m sure they will be gone shortly your dad will see to it…. Oh granddad….. Sara why don’t you go see if you can help your dad get rid of them…. Good idea, I’ll go with you Sara…. Matty don’t fret between you dad, granddad, and Sara they should be able to get rid of them….. They better, it’s my day and I don’t want it ruined by these insensitive clods….. Matty? That’s not very nice and your wedding day is tomorrow not today sweetheart and by tomorrow those pesky demonstrate will be gone, you worry to much your dad will handle it…But what if they don’t leave?.....Listen to me between your dad your granddad and Sara they’ll have them out of here in no time….. Hey sweet heart they know your on there side. You have marched right with them for what they try and call civil rights…… You say that as if it is not a civil right!.... Well, honestly honey I’m not so sure it is?.....It is!...all I can say is that I don’t necessarily agree with them and there are better ways of getting there point across then protesting your wedding…..
Daddy, were you able to get them to leave?.... Thanks to Lynn’s dad and your sister Sara they have decide to take there demonstration elsewhere….Thank you guys so much….Hey you have got a rehearsal here shortly lets focus on that. Has Danni gotten here yet?..... No!..... Stop being such a Bridezilla Matty! …. Hold on that’s my cell I think it’s Danni? I have to take it. Again, thank you guy's for handling it I’d hate to have Danni have to see that Danni would go ballistic if they were out there….
Well that’s one fire out I hope there aren’t anymore?..... I’m sure everything will be fine Lynn.... I hope so the last thing I want to have happen is to have those demonstrators here when Danni get here. Matty’s right you know Danni would go ballistic and the last think we need is the cops at this rehearsal….. I know I know but it’s handled and they’ll be leaving…….
So where’s Danni?...... He’s on his way now…… Good, we are running late as it is!
O.K. everyone take your places Matty’s family will be on this side and Danni’s on the other….. Lynn you look so sharp in that out fit it is always one of my favorite outfits on you…. Why thank you Jamie! And you never fail to look good in that outfit although it is a bit revealing for a wedding….. Well you know what they say a wedding is the best place to find an eligible single…. That’s right you’re still unmarried. When are you going to settle down and start a family?.... Oh I don’t know I just haven’t met the right person yet?.... Well you certainly have worn that outfit to enough weddings you think you would have met someone by now!.... I’ve met plenty they just weren’t the One…. Well maybe if you didn’t boink em in the bathroom at the reception you might get to know them?... What can I say maybe I am meant to be single? Besides Marriage is overrated anyway. Oh, that’s just the cynic talking you don’t truly believe that?... All I am saying is those protesters don’t know how good they have it. They grow up come out and there families don’t put any pressure on them to get married they are very lucky.…… Well I for one think your wrong Marriage is a wonderful Institution…. You could be right Lynn but I’m not sure I’m the marrying kind….If you say so but personally I think you just haven’t met the right person yet.
What was that all about Lynn?…. Oh just Jamie being a bitch as usual!... Don’t let it get to you Lynn…. I don’t….. Jamie is right though you are smoken in that out fit I can’t wait to get you home and out of it!... Roger! This is Matty’s wedding get your mind out of the gutter…… I’m just saying it’s going to be hard to focus with you wearing that…… Well then I suppose it’s a good thing I’m walking Matty down the isle instead of you…. You got that right…..
Shall we get started folks….. Danni you stand here. Michael you stand to the right of Danni and the rest of you stand to the right of Michael….. Wait we can’t start until grandpa get here….. Don’t worry Matty he just called me and said he was running a little late and he’ll be here shortly….
Wow wedding bring out the animal in you….. How about round three?... How about tomorrow morning before the wedding all I want to do is watch a little news and go to sleep we have one of the most important day of our lives tomorrow, our baby is getting married? Hey did you find out if Jess and Meg were going to be able to make it? I’m surprised that they weren’t at the rehearsal?... They called while we were at the rehearsal and said their flight got in late they were sorry they couldn’t make the rehearsal but they will be there tomorrow. They said they wouldn’t miss the wedding for anything….. Shhh Shhh there’s a story about the protester on the news……Turn it up.
About some twenty protesters where outside the first Methodist church today protesting for the right to marry saying it is a civil right for a man and a woman to be able to marry and that they wouldn’t stop there protesting until heterosexual couples are allowed to marry in all 50 States…….. Ya right like that’s ever going to happen….. Roger! Quite I am trying to here this, these people are directly attacking the sanctity of marriage….If they had there way people would be allowed to marry dogs and that’s just ludicrous!.... Stop being so closed minded Roger…… I’m just saying…. Look if our son and his husband to be can be understanding maybe we should too!.... Lynn these people want to take what is sacred and turn it into a circus and I for one don’t like it! I though we agreed on that?.... I do I do, it’s just that Maybe they have a bit of a point! I mean after all marriage is a civil matter….. correct me if I am wrong but wasn’t it just you who said they, and I quote “ are directly attacking the sanctity of marriage?... yes I did but,…. But nothing Lynn. If we allow a man to marry a woman it will destroy marriage as we know it!.... all I am say Roger is that maybe they have a point?.....They have no point Lynn God intended Marriage to be between a man and a man or a woman and a woman not a man and a woman period….. Arghhhhh. Lets just go to sleep we have a big day a head of us and tomorrow our son is going to marry the man of his dreams and this should be a happy occasion….. Well those damn protesters better not come around tomorrow that’s all I have to say about it Lynn…. Go to sleep Roger….. I just hope when Sara gets married that she doesn’t have to deal with protesters at her wedding….. Sara say she and Bev won’t marry till all people can get married…… What is wrong with these people Lynn? My own daughter?..... Roger just go to sleep I’m sure she and Bev will see the light…. I hope so. You try to raise your children right and then they get these nutty ideas in their head. Where did we go wrong? Roger go to sleep!... You up for round 4?.... In the morning Roger I’m tired and we have a busy day ahead of us. We have the breakfast at 8…. Well that’s doesn’t leave much time for nooky in the morning?..... Don’t worry Roger there will be plenty of time for nooky in the morning before the breakfast now go to sleep!
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